Favorite Homestarruner.com quotes
Submitted by marygabucan on Sun, 12/14/2003 - 06:29
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- 1.Never-ending Soda! AHHH AHHH AHHH-Homestar runner
- 2.KELSEY GRAMMAR!-Homsar
- 3.OOOOOOO Butterscotch! Do you mind melting this down and pouring it over a ham-King Of Town
- 4.Contrary to popular belief I did not try to eat my own mustache-King OF Town
- 5.I Don't like food anymore-Strong Sad
- 6.Ali,Ali Sister-Strong Bad
- 7.NO LOAFING!
- 8.Oh Oh Oh,I thought this weeks email was entitled Teddy Graham memories.-Homestar runner
- 9.I am the bee,You know from nature-Strong Bad
- 10.I will never ever ever ever write a song about Sibbie-Strong Bad
- 11.Trevor I pine for you-Strong Bad
- 12.Well,Jhonka-Strong Bad
- 13.Time to look soooooooo good-Teen Girl Sqaud
- 14.Oh,Van-The times we've shared-Strong Bad.
- 15.*homestarrunner's singing voice* You smell like pea soup!-Homestar
- 16.Only certain kids get prizes-Homestar junior announcer.
- 17.The Ladies will be all up ons-The Ab Abber 2000
- 18.FL? Far-off lands,Foreign Leadership Camp,Fish Lake.-Homestar
- 19.LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy.-Strongbad
- 20.Hi Wonder Mike-Homsar
- 21.STINY! GET ME A DANISH.-Strong bad
- 22.KEVIN DUBROW!!!!!!-Homestarrunner
- 23.That's words per minute ya know!-King of Town
"Hey guys! (he gets punched) Ooh, those are bad for you..." - Homestar
Bubs: "Touching your butt? That's not very ladylike!"
Strong Sad: "I'm not a lady!"
Bubs: "Whatever."
"Don't worry, Cutesy Buttons. Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to JUMP!" - Strong Bad
Coach Z: "Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!"
Bubs: "Those were moist towelettes!"
Nice list! I've seen most of the stuff on Homestarrunner.com, but I don't seem to recognize #2, #4, or #8. Where are those quotes from?
2 is the homsar introductory page,go to the copy right and hit 3.4 is under "Characters".8 is a mor recent toon about the couch.
you forgot some of the best quotes ever!
1.Get this fricken duck away from me
2.Everbody to the limit
3.Trogdor strikes again, hahaha
4. we were going to call you but we were having way to much fun!
"The King's gone mad with power; He's trying to eat the Chort!!!"
"Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it in Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff."
"Homestar I didn't know you had to shave." "I don't - it's cinnamon."
Oh,king of town when will he ever learn!
Yoooouuuu smell like pea soup!
Seinor,Cardgam. He's soooooo cool!
Ok my friend and I are self proclaimed Homestarrunner experts and we came up with our favorite 100 Homestarrunner quotes I quarantee to give you many laughs. Please reply if you have any quetions about where any of them come from...
1. Your not Ali! Your not even.. Literate~ Strong Bad
2. Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There’s ketchup on the computer!~ Strong Bad
3. Hey Bibs. Gimme a little summin summin~ Stong Bad
4. CORDENZAaaaaaa!~ stong Sad
5. So, I understand you enjoy skipping around like an idiot. Is this true?~ Strong Bad
6. Well, I could tape this blank floppy disk to my head and dance around acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I’m a squeaky guy!~ Strong Bad
7. I think we meant dumplings but we were really hungry and tiread and sorta confused~ Strong Bad
8. CGNU! Me?~ Homestarrunner
9. I guess I just don’t understaaaaand the ladies~ Homestarrunner
10. Oh… thanks yeah go ahead and save that so I can treasure it forever and ever.. And show it to my kids~ Strong Bad
10. Ohhhh it’s a preview I get it!~ Homestarrunner
11. Four cool drinks for Four cool guys!~ Homestarrnner
12. Feel free to follow along with my step by step instructions. I MAKE DRAWING FUN!~ Strong Bad
13. We’re meeting by the stick in Oh 15 minutes~ Homestarrunner
14. Well, aren’t you going to get your 409 or awesome sauce or whatever your going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist chamoise…~ Strong Bad
15. It keepsa me warm at night~ Strong Bad
16. Hello I’m a shrimp~ Strong Bad
17. As you can see by my resume, I have experience in many related fields~ Strong Bad
18. Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?~ Strong Bad
19. Umm I don’t know what your saying! And you still smell like pea soup!~ Homestarrunner
20. I told the team I’d buy them real fruit smoothies if them won the game, and they won the game, so I’m going to buy them real fruit smoothies. ~ Strong Bad
21. Did you take some of my pills again?~ Strong Sad
22. Put on a purple thing and dance around!~ Strong Mad
23. No two people are not on fire.. Awww~ Strong Bad
24. Watch me do a little bit of email and ill watch you do a little bit of.. Oh that’s never happened before!~ Strong Bad
25. Oh its an email that has happened before and quite a few times if I remember correctly.~ Strong Bad
26. Look who thinks he’s clever Dan!~ Strong Bad
27. Well Ali theresa one of me. Mmm Deleted WHAT? NO! NO UNDELETED UNDELETED!~ Strong Bad
28. Hey! The floating swiss cake roll is talking to you!~ Strong Bad
29. It aww started when I decided to dwink 32 glasses of melon-aid~ Homestarrunner
30. I hate that fweaking marshmellow!~ Strong Bad
31. But I have to go now and do something completely unrelated to throwing together the aforementioned local news.. HOIGHT!~ Strong Bad
32. My focus is all crocus~ Strong Bad
33. Senor Cardgage wasn’t cool! He gave me nightmares!~ Strong Sad
34. Tallahas.. Tasalany… Gainsville, Florida~ Strong Bad
35. In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of the name of your town.. Murfressbo~ Strong Bad
36. I said consumate V’s, Conmsumate V’s!~ Strong Bad
37. Oh man Pom Pom you have got to come hear this!~ Strong Bad
38. Hey Stinkoman I know everyone says you’re the guy but I wanna be the guy to!~ Japanese Homestarruner
39. Oh I doubt it I dwove!~ Homestarrunner
40. Looks like I’m going to have to jump!~ Strong Bad
41. Grood! I mean Great! Great and Good!~ Teen Girl Squad 3
42. Ya’ll are wack! Wickity wack? No just the regular type.~ Teen Girl Squad 4?
43. Hehe.. We’re cool.. NO YOUR NOT!~ Teen Girl Squad 4
44. I think I has the solution!~ Homestarrunner
45. My blood hurts.~ Teen Girl Squad 3
46. Okay man I’m only gonna sing this one more time. OHH if you wanna show possesion its just ITS but if you wanna make a contracton then IT’S.. Scalawag!~ Strong Bad
47. Capital M followed by arshie!~ Meet Marshie
48. Pathetic! I didn’t say anything about roads!~ The Cheat
49. Whoa! Check it out!~ Homestarrunner
50. We need to find away to actually get some drink without having to actually get some drinks.~ Strong Bad
51. Oh I don’t know nothin about nothing~ Bubs
52. It escaped.. Into the mountains~ Strong bad
53. I mean.. I think I’m a cool guy~ Homestarrunner
54. Kristin you look burnt.. Or dead.~ Teen Girl Squad 2
55. Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!~ Strong Bad
56. Some people get run over by truck. Frankie has about 5 seconds~ Strong Bad
57. Oh! This is the show where the guy’s mom shows the guys girlfriend pictures of the guy when me was a baby.. Oh the embarrassment!~ Strong Bad
58. What the tacks? I bet try not to sit on em!~ Homestarrunner
59. Strong Mad you just keep doing you thing man. “”DAGRON”~ Strong Bad
60. Oh you people and your demands! Write a song about me! Send Trogdor over to my house!~ Strong Bad
61. And the words we learned today we’re umm Gelatinous, Fangoriously, and umm linebacker~ Strong Bad
62. Sincerely Jim.. Never mind I’m not going to even touch that one~ Strong Bad
63. Something.com!~ Homestarrunner
64. Hey! Don’t sass back!~ Strong Bad
65. Nice trick liar!~ Bubs
66. Okay your weird~ Homestarrunner
67. It would be awesome to be able to do the evil finger.~ Strong Bad
68. The ladies will be up ons!~ Strong Bad
69. A little help down here! Maybe a juice box? Or some lunchables? I love you too Brett.~ Teen Girl Squad 4
70. I’m walking home from the thrift store~ Teen Girl Squad 3
71. Uh.. No! Why?~ Cameraman and Homestarrunner
72. The thing doesn’t look.. Natural~ Strong Bad
73. Sticking outta the back of his neck there..~ Strong Bad
74. Sweet mother of myswery! Whats going on here?~ Homestarrunner
75. Baleeted!~ Homestarrrunner
76. The little grey fat kid~ Strong Sad
77. Once there was a goblin!~ Homestarrunner
78. Ali.. Ali’s sister.. Ali.. Ali’s sister~ Strong Bad
79. Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos Buenos amigos!~ Homestarrunner
80. My mouth would be really tiny when its closed and ridiculously huge when its open!~ Strong Bad
81. Stunt double are for big wusses and lesser wimps~ Strong Bad
82. Dear Strong Bad where’s that fuguman?~ Strong Bad
83. I wanted the unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments..~ Strong Bad talking about Homestarrunner
84. I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before we actually walked in!~ Strong Bad
85. For behold! The 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound! Do de do!~ Strong Bad
86. Best five buck I ever spent!~ Homestarrunner
87. Or maybe it’s the shattered pieces of my former life~ Strong Bad
88. Marzipaaaan! Marzipaaaan!~ Strong Sad high on caffeine
89. I would look at Homestarrunner and he’d look like a steak and He’d look at me and id look like some kinda brownie sundea..~ Strong Bad
90. I’d start putting salt on my foot and it would be like ahhh my foot…~ Strong Bad
91. Ohhh Holyyyy Craaaap!~ Strong Bad
92. “”Failure is not a four letter world”~ Poster
93. Ohh I thought this weeks email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories~ Homestarrunner
94. We’re investiga-awesome~ Strong Bad
95. No, for real print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe~ Strong Bad
96. Well Palbert it’s a good story~ Strong Bad
97. I had to spend a fortune on glade plugins~ Strong Bad
98. Don’t worry tonight dying is not on the menu!~ Strong Bad
99. Ok I’ll have 90 rolls of toliet paper and sixty dozen eggs… and a corn dog~ Strong Bad
100. Now that’s what I’m talking about that was amazing! I mean.. you.. Sheketabo.. Hummana… I’m buying you a pizza!~ Strong Bad
Hi I was wondering if you could tell me which email quote # 11 is from. I've been going crazy trying to find it but I just uhh can't find it. Thanks a lot.
11 is from the "Vampire" e-mail.
Four cool drinks for Four cool guys! is from the toon 'Lookin at a Thing in a Bag'Z
Do you know what e-mail the quote, "Wazzup, you are awesome, I like it when you. . . " is from? I can't remember the rest of it.
AHHH!!!! i just spent an hour looking through strong bad's emails looking for the one with the quote "ugh....my focus is all....crocused.."
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
great but you seem to have forgotten 'wha theres two of them' im about half way thew them for the second time i want the dvd so bad but it would cost me like 70 bucks and that i cant justify
Nice list...Homestarrunner fans unite.
HAHAHA!
Does anyone know the SB email that starts with the quote "wassup? you are awesome. I like the way that you . . ."? It's one of my favorites but I can't find it now.
It's the "your friends" email....the one "WASSUP YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. ANDREW"? Yeah, that one's gold.
I agree
"BALEETED!"
"DELTEETED!"
from "Impression":
Coach Z: "Bubs, the hot cold-cuts was great!"
Bubs: "Those was moist towellettes!"
Coach Z: "Nice costume, there, Srong Bad."
Strong Bad: "I know."
Coach Z: "Nice use of lights and shadow."
Strong Bad: "I know."
Coach Z: "And picnic supplies."
Strong Bad: "I know. Shut Up."
Coach Z: "Let's get this praty started!"
Strong Bad: "Alright. Let me just press Play on my . . . sweatshirt here..."
Tape Recorder: (Strong Sad)"Why do you want me to say 'Hello. My name is Strong Sad? . . . Get that tape recorder out of my face! . . . Stop flicking my ear!" (Strong Bad) "More like YOU stop flicking MY ear"
Homestar Runner: "I have a sock on my head? Get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off..."
from "Homsar":
Strong Bad: "So, until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean..answer them."
hehehe Undeleted undeleted!
"oh man, it seems like just yesterday i was setting fires to StrongSad's underwears"- StrongBad
"That was yesterday"-StrongSad
hehehe
hey, um, someone posted this thing that bubs and strong said, and it was like, "touching your butt, thats not very lady-like" i just wanted to point out, it's grabbing your butt, not touching your butt.
SG
"There has to be a better word for weird"-Strong Sad
I love that line. and um,
HOMSAR "DaAaAaAa! Hi Regie, is that big rhinonoceros around?"
STRONG BAD "Um, I can only assume you're talking to me, and that you're talking about Strong Sad..."
I love this site.
good ones.
hey, which email/toon/short is number 22 from? ive been looking for it for AGES!!! Anyway, i know a GREAT website for any homestarrunner.com fans. http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page . that is a great site for anyone who loves that site, coz its got all these fun facts and hints and tricks and transcripts for EVERTHING on homestarrunner.com. plus, it has interviews with the brother chaps if you know where to look.
anyway, enough product placement,
I LOVE STRONG BAD!!!
Supergirl101
Nice post, thanks for sharing.
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